(San Francisco General Hospital outside
the private room of Irish Bishop Lewis
McMahon. Considerable press are outside
clamoring for a report. Cameras flash
every time the door opens. A steady flow
of nurses come and go. Doctors holding xrays
exit the room shaking their heads in
disbelief. A physical therapist wheels a
patient by the mayhem.)
THERAPIST
(tired)
Is this what you wanted to see? For cryin’ out load, is
this a hospital or a Hollywood premiere?
PATIENT
(excitedly disappointed)
But it’s Bishop McMahon! I was so hoping to catch a
glimpse.
(The patient squirms in her chair while
contorting her neck, fishing for a better
view.)
THERAPIST
(grumbling)
Girl, the chair is not your problem. You are the third
patient today requesting a gander at this sideshow. I’ve
got two good legs, Girl, and from up here, I spot only
the inglorious behinds of a flock of clamoring goats.
PATIENT
(excitedly)
But it’s Bishop McMahon! They say he’ll soon be elevated
to Cardinal … or higher. Why, some say he’s already met
the qualifications for sainthood, … except the one about
being dead. You know … the miracles – the snakebite in
the Carolinas – just like St. Paul on the isle of Malta!
And then there was the rectory fire – a total loss, but
like Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego, he walked out of
the furnace without even the smell of smoke on his
clothes! And now this! I was so hoping to catch a glimpse
…
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THERAPIST
(skeptical)
You came to get yourself a miracle? Lordy be, that’s
your aim? You know what the doctor said ‘bout your case.
Honey, the Pope himself couldn’t absolve you of your
malady.
PATIENT
(steadfastly)
But it’s Bishop McMahon …
(The therapist wheels the uncooperative
patient away. Meanwhile, one of two
bodyguards stationed outside receives a
message through his earpiece. He motions
for a young man with horn-rimmed glasses,
an elfish face, and unsure countenance to
approach. The young man, with notepad in
hand, is in awe of the invitation but
approaches awkwardly due to the hospital
environment. The hospital smell nauseates
him to the point of illness. He has beads
of sweat forming on his rather large
forehead. A sea of press part for Dan
MacArthur to pass in an uncharacteristically
reverent manner, like a wedding
procession when the bride enters the hall.
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CHARACTERS
THERAPIST Black woman in purple hospital scrubs
and a big dose of skepticism.
PATIENT A frail, wheelchair-bound woman much
younger than she appears.
BODYGUARD Tall, young, muscular man with CIA
dark suit, sunglasses, and slickedback
hair. All business.
DAN MACARTHUR Reporter with classic nerdish look
and matching confidence deficit.
BISHOP MCMAHON Tall, charismatic clergyman with red
hair and infectious smile.
LEWIS MCMAHON A younger version of the pre-ordained
Bishop.
NURSE TORY An aging, endowed caregiver without
the care.
DR. LOCKE Psychiatrist who never leaves his
labcoat behind.
FULMORE BAYLOR An elderly man with a story to tell
and burden to unload.
DRIVER Drives by the book, complete with
chauffeur’s cap and uniform.
ASSISTANT Contemporary businesswoman who knows
how to get things done.
SYNOPSIS OF SCENES
ACT 1
SCENE 1 San Francisco General Hospital 3:00 p.m., Monday,
July 25, 2011
SCENE 2 Green Oaks Psychiatric Hospice 8:55 a.m., Monday,
July 22, 1996
SCENE 3 San Francisco General Hospital 5:05 p.m., Monday,
July 25, 2011
ACT 2
SCENE 1 Ritz-Carlton Hotel Suite 5:05 p.m., Monday,
August 1, 2011
SCENE 2 Green Oaks Psychiatric Hospice 8:55 a.m., Monday,
July 29, 1996
SCENE 3 Ritz-Carlton Hotel Suite 6:45 p.m., Monday,
August 1, 2011
SCENE 4 Green Oaks Psychiatric Hospice 8:55 a.m.,
Wednesday, July
31, 1996
SCENE 5 Ritz-Carlton Hotel Suite 8:55 p.m., Monday,
August 1, 2011
SCENE 6 Inside Lewis’s Classic Beamer 9:00 p.m., Monday,
August 1, 2011
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ACT I
SCENE ONE